Tuesday, July 26, 2005

$10,000 Question

What do the following posters have in common?

c.t.
Xenophon
Alexander
Thucydides 67
Caroline Trace
Crankmonster

13 Comments:

Blogger centuri0n said...

Do I have to answer in the form of a question?

"what are the names of the demons who collectively call themselvews 'Legion'?"

No wait --

"What are the folk names of the troll that lived under the bridge in 'Billy Goat's Gruff'?"

No no no --

"Who is the Pedantic Protestant?"

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 2:23:00 PM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

Touche, Frank, touche!

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 4:16:00 PM  
Blogger The Christian Library said...

Just as long as the theonomists are exposed and you have no excuse. The truth convicts. Say what you want, mock all you want, but as long as you promote (or keep silence) about these poison distributors you are convicted.

And you only do it, most of you, because you fear man and man's opinion of you more than you fear God.

Glad I could clarify your situation for you.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 5:19:00 PM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

Clarify, indeed.

I'll send you a copy of the NIVNASBESV in appreciation.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 6:25:00 PM  
Blogger The Christian Library said...

Let's see:

Steve Hays otherwiseknownas
Ken Temple otherwiseknownas
jus divinum otherwiseknownas
?????

I think we also have to throw in a 'david' in there ("Carla, whatever you do don't listen to this person!")...

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 8:02:00 PM  
Blogger steve said...

Ah, yes, I've been outed at last! Actually, my views on the law are hardly a state secret. I've posted on this subject several times in the past.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005 8:21:00 PM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

Crankmonster has a new fixation. In c.t.'s Anxiety Closet, Steve Hays, alleged theonomist, has replaced all of those nasty Nestle-Aland users who are perverting the Word of God with their Satanic papist devil manuscripts! [And, c.t., if this stings, it stings. You need to read the Bible --- start to finish --- at least seven times, making complete readings, and then you'll be full of the Spirit.]

Wednesday, July 27, 2005 12:46:00 AM  
Blogger The Christian Library said...

Mock the reading of the Bible, fool. Mock everything that is serious and true and that saves. You're currently in the kingdom of satan and you know no better. So be it.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005 5:25:00 PM  
Blogger The Christian Library said...

On the other hand, since it's obvious my earlier admonitions and advice has obviously stayed with you go ahead and mock me all you want or need to. Just don't allow anything I've written, any attitude you perceive, any one-upmanship you perceive, to keep you from what is most important and that doesn't have anything to do with me but only with and from God: the Word of God.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005 5:28:00 PM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

In the twisted world of c.t., poking fun at his or her rantings is somehow equated with mocking the reading of the Bible.

The very fact that c.t. disagrees with me shows that he is unregenerate, lacking the Spirit of God. Instead of reading through his KJV seven times, he needs to read through it seven times seven times while waiting on the Lord.

See, c.t., I can make the same obnoxious and completely vapid sort of statements you make, except I do so out of parody.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005 11:49:00 PM  
Blogger The Christian Library said...

No, you do it in stung reaction.

Thursday, July 28, 2005 6:52:00 AM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

Stung reaction? Not really. You're providing free entertainment for me. Every blog needs a troll. I was hoping for a Roman Catholic troll, but you're not too bad.

Keep trolling and we'll bump you up from part-time to full-time. You'll note that the benefits package that comes with full-time trolling is second-to-none, even featuring the option of purchasing PP stock.

Thursday, July 28, 2005 1:54:00 PM  
Blogger The Christian Library said...

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 5:13:00 PM  

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