Monday, September 05, 2005

He's Everywhere!

I saw this picture of the Turkoman at Pyromaniac. It seems that Frank's mug is everywhere these days. And, even though it hardly sounds humble, I'd like to think that naming Frank the PP Hunk o' the Year 2005 for purposes of increasing the PP female demographic had just a little bit to do with his sudden fame.


Blogger JIBBS said...

Let it be known:

The tuft of curly hair was no accident. When Frank looks in a mirror, the curl turns into a "C", which serves as secret superhero self-identification in lieu of a suit and cape.

Monday, September 05, 2005 3:55:00 PM  
Blogger Jonathan Moorhead said...

Now it all makes sense!!! I wonder what would happen if we cut that curly-Q (or C)? Would he lose his superpowers?

Monday, September 05, 2005 9:44:00 PM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

I'm not personally sure if Frank has super powers such as flight, inhuman strength, death rays coming out of his eyes, etc, or if he is more of a utility-belt sort of guy --- he can't fly, bend steel, etc, but, like Batman, he always seems to have just we he needs in his utility belt.

Monday, September 05, 2005 10:53:00 PM  
Blogger steve said...

How do you know that's his real hair and not a toupe?

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 8:14:00 AM  
Blogger centuri0n said...

OK: of all the shots taken over my lunch with Phil, that "How do you know that's his real hair and not a toupe?" is the one that hurts the most.

The hair that I have left is on the verge of becoming a comb-over -- and when that happens, I have promised my wife that I will shave my head rather than comb over. To imply that my poor, dying scalp is in fact a "toupe" ... that's the most cruel thing anyone has ever said about me.

It's a good thing I'm a utility belt guy and not a "death rays out of my eyes" kinda guy, or else steve would be in a WORLD of hurt right now. If I could get a decent infrared beam through the tears. Sheesh.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 11:51:00 AM  

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