Wednesday, September 07, 2005

'Tis True: There's a Coverup at PP

Thanks to the Turkoman for the nice cover. There are but two [very] slight inaccuracies to note:

(1) My physique is almost, but not quite as defined as the hero on the cover.

(2) According to demographic studies [by the PP Marketing Arm], the scantily-clad cover babe, while easy on the eyes, is [according to the survey] not as easy on the eyes as some of the actual female readership. And, it is a safe bet that female readers here are not quite as scantily clad!

As a small token of thanks, I've sent Frank 500 kilo-ergs of supererogatory merit and a fully-stocked grace dispenser for those moments when his faith just isn't enough.


Blogger centuri0n said...

That's like sending a 55-gallon drum of sand to Nevada. Grace is plenty, bub -- and be glad that I didn't to up the "little Audry" comic for you instead of the Conan book.

Thursday, September 08, 2005 1:04:00 PM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

Then, if you might further do the good, permit me to keep some kilo-ergs of supererogatory merit for my own spiritual treasury....just in case, you know, I need them at some future point.

Thursday, September 08, 2005 2:28:00 PM  

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