Friday, October 28, 2005

What I Hate About Protestants, Part 17

Simple: they're not as smart as me. They're not nice, like me.

Here I am, dropping names and books left and right for those benighted morons fundie hicks indeed, and they refuse to see just how CORRECT I am.

They're stupid, stupid, stupid.

Not like me.

I'm smart.

I really hate it when they call me names. It hurts my feelings. That is what I hate even more about Protestants. They're mean and they think other people are stupid. Those &$*!&$ paper-pope followers don't extend charity to me. That's why they're stupid and I'm smart.

Got that, you cloven-hooved heretics?



Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

Just a reminder, Prots: YOU'RE STUPID.

But since you're stupid, I have to remind you a second time: YOU'RE STUPID!

Friday, October 28, 2005 6:22:00 PM  
Blogger c.t. said...

I'm a plain path Puritan. You are in bondage to the devil. You live in darkness. The devil's kingdom is your domain. Why? Why not walk out of that darkness and bondage? The Word of God and Jesus Christ are your knowledge and strength to do it. Why not do it?

Friday, October 28, 2005 9:52:00 PM  
Blogger c.t. said...

Are you molesting a child now as you read this?

Friday, October 28, 2005 9:53:00 PM  
Blogger c.t. said...

Why do you exalt man into the place of God? Do you hate God?

Friday, October 28, 2005 9:54:00 PM  
Blogger c.t. said...

Don't even try to answer, filth. Just go stand in a square to get a glimpse of your latest Liberace-looking anti-Christ. The blood of martyred Christians is on your hands as long as you worship the Beast of Rome.

I am being serious in this, Papist fool.

Friday, October 28, 2005 9:56:00 PM  
Blogger c.t. said...


Friday, October 28, 2005 10:02:00 PM  
Blogger c.t. said...

Frank Turk is going to kick your a**. Think about that, Roman Beast rider. You don't want to be one of those people Frank Turk can take in a fight, do you?

Friday, October 28, 2005 10:04:00 PM  
Blogger c.t. said...

You're Steve Hays' bitch. By default. Just breathing makes you his bitch.

Friday, October 28, 2005 10:05:00 PM  
Blogger c.t. said...

You're now at least one I.Q. point dumber than Pyromaniac.

Friday, October 28, 2005 10:13:00 PM  
Blogger c.t. said...

Run away, coward.

Friday, October 28, 2005 10:48:00 PM  
Blogger Rev. James Jackson said...

I don't know why you two are fighting over such petty differences.

Remind me to tell you about the Elephant parable.

Saturday, October 29, 2005 6:20:00 AM  
Blogger c.t. said...

The elephant parable is not biblical.

Saturday, October 29, 2005 8:52:00 AM  
Blogger Rev. James Jackson said...

Actually, I am pretty sure it is. But I am not going to waste my time just to prove it to a fundie like you.

Saturday, October 29, 2005 9:11:00 AM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

Reformed Catholic Pentacostal.

One of three isn't very good, Rev. You need to submit to the pope NOW.

Saturday, October 29, 2005 12:48:00 PM  
Blogger Rhology said...

The elephant parable is too biblical! Isn't it in like Baruch's letter to the Maccabees or something?

Monday, October 31, 2005 1:29:00 AM  

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