Friday, October 28, 2005

You Protestant Fools

HAHAHAHA....you and your "private interpretation" !!

Total anarchy!

20,489,472,193 warring Protestant sects! No unity like we have!

Your beliefs are only 500 years old, whereas ours go back 2000 years! BWAHAHAHA.

Whereas you all are uncertain little fools, we have that FIRM CERTAINTY that only an INFALLIBLE ARBITER can provide.

The Catholic Church has never given in to liberalism, like your mainline Protestant sects have! MUHAHAHAHAHA.

We follow the obvious assumption that God would continually speak through a VISIBLE ORGANIZATION throughout the ages.

If you can't find the Holy Blessed Infallible Papacy in Matthew 16, you are doomed, DOOMED,

DOOMED!



We don't need scriptural evidence for our Marian doctrines. HOLY MOTHER CHUCH SEZ SO!! ['Nuff said!]

I can't do exegesis, but that's OK, 'cuz HOLY MOTHER CHURCH does it for me!

I'm so special! You're not!

Luther was a head case. Calvin surfed porn on the internet! Hodge and Warfield sold crack to inner-city schoolkids!

You're all

ANTI-CATHOLIC

meanies!!

4 Comments:

Blogger c.t. said...

Read the Bible. Don't think that if you succumb to the truth it is the same as succumbing to James White or Pastor King or any other Protestant. Protestants aren't owners of biblical doctrine. Once you can see it and accept it it is yours as well. Don't allow the protecting of your vanity to keep you from accepting the truth.

Friday, October 28, 2005 10:00:00 PM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

James White is the antichrist!

Saturday, October 29, 2005 2:19:00 AM  
Blogger Rhology said...

That crack about Calvin caused such a laff to escape from my mouth that my keyboard is now almost entirely free from dust!

Monday, October 31, 2005 1:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Bill said...

Now who (besides those calvinists) say that Calvin wasn't a head case?

> Your beliefs are only 500 years old, whereas ours go back 2000 years!

Protestants merely SPLIT from the 'Mother Church' (whatever THAT is) 500+ years ago.

> The Catholic Church has never given in to liberalism, like your mainline Protestant sects have!

I'd like to quote the pastor of my church: "RELIGION is DEAD!"


> We don't need scriptural evidence for our Marian doctrines. HOLY MOTHER CHUCH SEZ SO!! ['Nuff said!]

Just because a group of people in odd-looking clothing say something doesn't mean it's true.
Wow, I just found a new arguement against Supreme Court Rulings.

>I can't do exegesis, but that's OK, 'cuz HOLY MOTHER CHURCH does it for me!

That's like saying, "I don't work 'cuz the government pays me!"

> I'm so special! You're not!

I hope that was intended to be homurous (it wasn't, BTW)

> You're all ANTI-CATHOLIC meanies!!

Proud to be one!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 4:41:00 AM  

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