Friday, December 23, 2005

Online Christmas Card from PP

Let's pretend that I bought you a card.

Let's pretend it's a nice card with an exterior that says Merry Christmas.

Let's pretend next that when you open the card, the inside says May your Christmas be blessed!

Let's further pretend that it is signed With great cordiality, the ever-luvin' staff at PP.

Let's pretend in addition that you really like the card, especially the nice red envelope it came in. And observe that great handwriting on the envelope!

Let's pretend too that you put the card up on your mantle because it is such a nice card.

Keep pretending until you throw out all of your Christmas cards. At that point, you can drop the charade.

If you'd like, you have our permission to pretend in addition that you got just the present you wanted sent carefully wrapped in a nice package delivered by a pleasant and courteous UPS or FedEx person at your home on the 24th, with the words Pedantic Protestant being written in the return address window.

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There's your online Christmas card from the hard-working staff here at Pedantic Protestant.

In the meanwhile, due to increased corporate profitability here at PP, I'm able to make a $100 donation in each of our 100 readers' names to The Human Fund.

Merry Christmas to all readers, and have a fun blessed Christmas! :-)

2 Comments:

Blogger Purgatory Penman said...

This is an interesting take on this issue. Read my opinions at www.purgatorypenman.blogspot.com

Friday, December 23, 2005 7:53:00 AM  
Blogger Pedantic Protestant said...

You have excellent choice in blog templates, if I do say so myself! :-)

Friday, December 23, 2005 2:01:00 PM  

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